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Hi everyone, our Christmas was really boring but very frustrating. Elisha was supposed to come for three days, but because transport problems, she came for seven days. Since all the family was gone, we didn’t go anywhere. She was so upset about being stuck in the house she acted a lot like she was five years old. She picked on Joey and refused to help straiten up the house. She threw tantrums about not being able to go to the arcade and spend our money. Instead she called all our friends down in southern California. She was supposed to be picked up by her staff at 4:00 pm, but first she didn’t want to have other kids from her home come when they were picking her up. Then she didn’t want to wait till four, so Beth drove her down there this morning. These are just the highlights, there was cussing, tantrums and arguing. Over all Christmas was miserable because on top of that we were recovering from colds. Merry Christmas every one

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hay guess what we got our selves for christmas, a new digital camera. ours died a long time ago. we used early christmas money so hopefuly you will see more pics of me and the fam. i miss ya all so come and visit.

The Zen of Sarcasm

01. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

03. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

04. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

05. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

06. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

07. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

08. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

09 . If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

10 . Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day .

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

12 . If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19 . Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving .

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21 . N ever miss a good chance to shut up.
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22 . N ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

days of christmas

on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a bowl of smashed pees.
on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me some clippers to trimm the tree.
on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me three soggy french fries
on the forth day of christmas my true love gave to me four crediter a calling (every hour)
on the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me five moldy things (from the fridge)
on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me six people lieing to me (telling me they will be good)
on the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me seven kids a screaming!
on the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me eight ice creams a melting
on the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me nine kids a sceamen (I want candy)
on the tenth day of chistmas my true love gave to me ten puppies peeing (on my carpet)
on the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me eleven sinks a clogging
on the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me twelve minutes of peace and quiet. (thank you)

truth

My family, I want to write my first blog on about a very serious matter. Racism is alive and well and is a horrid sin. I know we joke about it a lot and that is something I really want to fix. I was sent an e-mail comparing our presidents relative to an ape. The person that sent it did not realize that it could be taken in a derogatory way but it is just these kinds of things that cause people harm emotionally. It is important to treat all people the same and respect all race, creed and religions. With the passing of prop 8 we have established a reputation on being intolerant of anyone who is not like us and the only way we can fix that is if we reach out to all mankind, no matter how they live their lives. It is our responsibility to show love to every one even if we don’t agree with theme. It is for the lord to judge, not us. I want to have every one that knows us, of all races, say that they are the least raciest family they have ever met. “ I the lord am no respecter of persons”. Please, lets be more careful how we talk about other people and the emails we forward because the littlest things can drive people away from the church, and fuel hatred toward others. “hate is of the dark side'